Two million pageviews!

My Right Wing Dad just keeps FWDing along. Thanks to all the contributors and commentators who have made this fun possible.



This is the blog total as of about 13:53 on Friday, May 27. 



Here's a look at the site stats since May 2010. You might think that MRWD would have more visitors during election years or that there would be some sort of correlation between events and pageviews, but that does not appear to be the case. 



This I find a little odd. How did "Back Door Gun Control" so overwhelmingly overtake "Obama Death List" as the most-viewed page on MRWD? I thought the deathlist was much juicier and would never fall out of the top spot. 


I rec'd an email from a regular reader who didn't like that crazed right-winger guy who was chiming in with nonsense from time to time. He asked if I could ban him or block him. Well, I can't, and I don't want to. I think he demonstrated just as much of  the banality and ridiculousness of RW thought as these FWDs do. 

I'm still looking for some help. If anyone wants to join the MRWD team, please let me know. It's fun! We do offer up these FWDs as museum pieces, not something we present as good, bad, true, etc. No matter my reaction to these things, I rarely comment, and would expect anyone who comes aboard to administer to do the same. 

Thanks again, and please keep 'em coming to myrightwingdad@gmail.com,

dave
Curator, MRWD




Fw: Trump - jobs

date:23 May 2016 at 19:01
subject:Fw: Trump - jobs




Fw: Admiral Michelle Howard



Subject: Fw: Admiral Michelle Howard
 

 
 
 
Sent: Sunday, May 22, 2016 4:55 PM
 

Subject: Fw: Admiral Michelle Howard


 
It never stops…  hopefully it will by Jan 4th, 2017…  But the damage has been done.  Note the very bottom comment.





Admiral Michelle Howard
Woe, woe for the US Navy (and perhaps all of America!) Note message below for qualifications!





No one would want to stand in the way of a qualified black woman but this is not the way to achieve "real" parity and sadly, she has to know!


How does one get 7 rows of ribbons, without any combat? Oh, she showed up for work most of the time (4 rows), is female (2.5 rows), and possibly a minority (.5 rows). Did I get that right? Admiral Michelle Howard, USN, is not in command of the US Navy, however, she was recently promoted to Vice Chief of Naval Operations, second in command to the CNO. 

The selection process leading to her promotion to 4 star rank and her current position, is rather unique in a peace time US Navy. The supposed plan is to eventually promote her to Chief of Naval Operations. Admiral Howard had command of only one non-capital ship, the USS Rushmore (LSD-47), when she was promoted to Flag rank, which was unique. She eventually received orders as the Senior Military Assistant to the Secretary of the Navy, thru January 2009. It then appears that Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus mentored her thru one senior billet after another, by-passing other highly qualified combat-trained, more senior Flag Officers. 

During the process, she received orders to the proper Command and Staff Colleges, in order to prepare her for each new command assignment, Mabus' careful guidance led her to her current billet. In the last 7 years, Obama has modified the selection process for Flag and General Officer, by ensuring the potential selectee's compliance with his 'Social Experiment On Diversity', as a condition for whether an officer will be considered for promotion to Admiral or General.

Over the last 7 years, Obama has relieved over 250 highly qualified and combat-trained Flag, General, and Senior Officers; some should have been relieved for cause, but many more were doing a superb job when they were summarily relieved.

Respectfully,

Joseph R. John, USNA '62 Capt., USN
 (Ret)

Chairman, Combat Veterans For Congress PAC 2307 Fenton Parkway, Suite 107-184 San Diego, CA 92108 http://www.combatveteransforcongress.org/


Fw: Fwd: They walk among us

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From the mind of Vermont State Senator Mary Ann Carlson (D)

Fw: We Had Better Change!


date:19 May 2016 at 19:11
subject:Fw: We Had Better Change!







Fw: Fwd: This is the best one yet!!!

date:22 May 2016 at 08:34
subject:Fw: Fwd: This is the best one yet!!!




Fw: America – are you listening?

date:19 May 2016 at 16:18
subject:Fw: America – are you listening?




This could just as easily be the U.S. under Democrat guidance…think about it….
 
Recently there was an amateur art contest in the Netherlands
and people were invited to create a work of art depicting the current era of multiculturalism in Europe — a depiction of their experience in the modern ‘melting pot.'
 
This is the winner:

Fw: I Think I'll start wearing a Cross A Real Big One

date:19 May 2016 at 19:13
subject:Fw: I Think I'll start wearing a Cross A Real Big One


A good cure for this store is for all Christians to not visit this place...OR BURN IT DOWN
 
I Think I'll start wearing a Cross       A Real Big One
 
                                    I Think I'll start wearing a Cross

The following is a TRUE story of something that happened over the
holidays that will really make you think & it could happen to any of us.

       A young 17 yr.  old boy was shopping in St. Cloud, MN. at a sports
store, called Sheels.
       The cashier was a Muslim lady who was wearing her headscarf.  The 17
yr.  old was wearing a necklace with a cross on it.  She told him he would
have to put his cross under his shirt because it offended her.  He told
her he would not do that.
       Then he told her that he thought she should take her headscarf off.
She then called for the manager.  The manager came out & told the 17 yr.
old to just put his cross under his shirt and everything would be fine.
       The boy again refused to do so & at that point he left the items at
the check out that he had intended to purchase & walked out of the store.
       Several customers who had been in line behind him had heard the
conversation & also left their carts full of items & walked out of the
store !!
      I SAY KUDOS TO THE 17 YR. OLD !!!   We all know we are in some very
changing times, & given the same circumstances, I pray we would all have
the courage this young lad had.
       Many Muslims are becoming very belligerent to Christians.  Our Bible
class spent a some time talking about the challenge we are facing for our
first amendment right of religious freedom.
      (Makes one wonder what’s next ??  Are they going to try to ban the
jewelry store owners from selling any jewelry with a cross on it ???)
       Please pass on, & be ready to defend your religious rights!
       God bless you, & God bless America
.

FW: FOSSIL

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date:Fri, May 13, 2016 at 3:49 PM
subject:FOSSIL


Fw: Suicide Bombers Go On Strike!

From: 
Sent: Friday, May 13, 2016 9:54 PM
Cc: 
Subject: Fw: Suicide Bombers Go On Strike!
 

 
 

Subject: FW: Suicide Bombers Go On Strike!
 
 
from Jerry or Pat Traylor
 
 
 
BBC News - Suicide Bombers Go On Strike!
  Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.   The unrest began last Tuesday, when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death, would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54.  A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings, has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Aloud Bang told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad.  We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth". 
  Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Aisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers  concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.  They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.  Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife.  It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off.  I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."   Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership because there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.   According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle.  Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like, and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

Fw: I would like to see her when she had her dander up!

from:
to:
date:Wed, Apr 27, 2016 at 4:53 PM
subject:Fw: I would like to see her when she had her dander up!



Subject: I would like to see her when she had her dander up!
 
This is a little “spicy” to say the least.

Wow, Even my tender ears are burning !!!!!This young girl makes Trump look like a piker.

The ending is classic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=oI08BKgT8MI

FW: Get the picture now !


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From:
Date: Tue, Oct 13, 2015 at 1:09 PM
Subject: FW: Get the picture now !
To:




Isis fighter in Syria, July 2014.      -      Refugee on the Greek border August 2015. 
He was found because of Facial Recognition Technology. 
Starting to get the picture now ( USA, Canada the World) !!!
 

Fwd: FW: NYPD Police Officer Photographed Beating Unarmed Black Man

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subject:Fwd: FW: NYPD Police Officer Photographed Beating Unarmed Black Man


>      HERE
>      WE GO AGAIN.
>     
>     
>     
>     
>     
>     
>      THE
>      DO-GOODERS NEVER STOP TAKING PHOTOS AND WANTING TO GET
> INVOLVED IN THINGS
>      THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH
> THEM.
>     
>      PICTURE
>      OF AN NYPD OFFICER BEATING AN
>      UNARMED BLACK PERSON PHOTOGRAPHED IN BROAD
> DAYLIGHT,WHILE ANOTHER OFFICER
>      STANDS IDLY BY.
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FWD: TRUMP vs. CLINTON

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date:Sat, May 7, 2016 at 3:09 PM
subject:TRUMP vs. CLINTON


Subject: Fwd: Fw: Food for Thought

date:8 May 2016 at 21:46
subject:Fw: Food for Thought



"Understanding Donald Trump"  
Donald Trump is a genuine phenomenon.  He may or may not become the Republican nominee for president.  He may or may not win the presidency even if he becomes the nominee.  Yet it is clear that he is a phenomenon and that any history of the 2016 presidential race will have to spend a good bit of time analyzing Trump and his impact.
From the time he announced on June 16, Trump has dominated social and mainstream media.   He dominates the conversation despite the lack of paid advertising.  Trump says outrageous things and his supporters shrug it off. At every turn, his poll numbers continue to rise.
As a step toward understanding this amazing performance, I spent part of the Christmas break reading his first bestseller, ‘The Art of the Deal’.  Written in 1987, this book is a classic among American business books and has influenced a generation of entrepreneurs.  Trump wrote ‘The Art of the Deal’ when he was 41 years old and having a successful run.  The book’s popularity contributed to Time Magazine’s decision to feature Donald Trump on its cover in January 1989.
The portrait that emerges from this easy-to-read and remarkably interesting book is of an aggressive, ambitious person who is constantly pushing, constantly learning, and always seeking the next challenge.  Reporters and analysts who are trying to understand Trump would be well served by slowing down and reading this nearly three-decade-old bestseller.
They would discover that Donald Trump has developed a remarkable set of rules and principles that allow him to make decisions with incredible speed.  Trump knows a lot, but what is amazing is how rapidly he figures out what he doesn’t know.
My favorite story is of the Wollman Skating Rink in New York’s Central Park.
The Wollman Rink was a heavily used public skating rink which had fallen into disrepair in 1980.  New York City tried for six years to fix it, spent $13 million, and the rink still was not ready to open.  In June of 1986 Trump, who could see the rink from his apartment, finally got tired of the embarrassment and offered to fix the rink at his own expense.  At first the city turned him down because its bureaucracy did not want to be embarrassed by someone fixing something they couldn’t fix. Trump kept pushing and finally out of embarrassment the city gave in.
The key part of the story is Trump’s reaction to being put in charge. He promptly recognized that he didn’t know anything about fixing a skating rink. He asked himself who built a lot of skating rinks. “Canadians!” he concluded. He found the best Canadian ice skating rink construction company.  When the Canadians flew in to assess the situation, they were amazed at how bad the city had been at solving the problem. They assured Trump that this was an easy job.  Trump fixed the six year embarrassment two months ahead of schedule and nearly $800,000 under-budget. (The city did end up paying for the work, and Trump donated the profits to charity.)
After reading this chapter you begin to think that maybe Donald Trump really could build a wall along our southern border for a lot less than our current government estimates.
‘The Art of the Deal’ is filled with stories like this — stories of common sense stories of calculated risk taking, and stories of innovation and marketing. Anyone who would like to better understand Donald Trump would be helped by reading this remarkable book.
Another is his pledges and I have no way of knowing if he will make good on all of them but I do agree with all of them.  Trump is the only candidate that is serious about building The Wall"! Two other important pledges Trump has made that no other candidate of either party has matched! First, deportation of millions of illegals that are demanding and costing American taxpayers billions of dollars and second, closing 34 Muslim training camps throughout our country!   I WOULD LIKE TRUMP OR ANY OTHER CANDIDATES PLEDGE TO REINSTATE ANY AND ALL MILITARY OFFICERS DISCHARGED BECAUSE THEY DISAGREED WITH OBAMA OR HIS POLICIES!!
Here is another that kind of wraps up my feelings about Trump.
Raccoon's in your basement!    An interesting analogy.
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoon's. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoon's have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately so you hire a guy. A pro. You don't care if the guy smells, you need those raccoon's gone pronto and he's the guy to do it!  You don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's crack...you simply want those raccoon's gone!
You want your problem fixed!  He's the guy.  He's the best.  Period. That's why we need Trump.  Yes, he's a bit of an ass. Yes, he's an egomaniac, but you don't care.
The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, illegal's are everywhere. You want it all fixed! You don't care that Trump is crude, you don't care that he insults people, you don't care that he had been friendly with Hillary, you don't care that he has changed positions, you don't care that he's been married 3 times, you don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell,  you don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist,...this country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegal's, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hamad is a special interest group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in.
“AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED” and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.
You're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegal's.   You just want this thing fixed.  Trump may not be a saint, but doesn't have any lobbyist money influencing him, he doesn't have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, so he's not a cowardly politician.  And he says he'll fix it. You don't care if the guy has bad hair. You just want those raccoon's gone. Out of your house!
This one is more about why we don’t want Hillary.
I think this sums it up well!
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
"The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens'?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: “You means taking the $145,000,000.00 from Putin for the Uranium Bribe ? “
Trump : “ No the other one .”
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"

Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
**********

Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes. Could there be that many stupid people in this country?
Does anyone understand this? If not, I think we're doomed!

Fwd: America's First Sharia Judge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2016 4:07 PM
Subject: New Judge
 

America's First Sharia Judge!


 The first Muslim woman judge - Carolyn Walker - was sworn in as judge of the 7th Municipal District, Brooklyn, choosing to swear her oath of office holding the HOLY QURAN at the Brooklyn Boro Hall on December 10, 2015.  It was a historic day!  Oddly enough, there was almost no media coverage of this event .
  Since the Quran forbids all law but Sharia Law , isn't it reasonable to assume that Her Honor will head the first federally sanctioned SHARIA COURT. 
  
Makes one proud, doesn't it? 
  
Another little chink in the armor?  A small, quiet erosion here and there.  No one cares, until it's too late.  Step by step by step....this is how American culture will end.
  
Rejoice Obama supporters!  Your dream of changing America forever is coming true.

For those of you who have doubts, go to:    http://www.snopes.com/muslim-woman-sworn-new-york-city-civil-judge/ 

FW: A little more history

Sent: Monday, May 2, 2016 3:33 PM

Subject: A little more history
 


Subject: A little more history about Hillary


Amazing to me how much I had forgotten!


When Bill Clinton was president, he allowed Hillary to assume authority over a health care reform. Even after threats and intimidation, she couldn't even get a vote in a democratic controlled congress.

This fiasco cost the American taxpayers about $13 million in cost for studies, promotion, and other efforts.

Then President Clinton gave Hillary authority over selecting a female attorney general. Her first two selections were Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood - both were forced to withdraw their names from consideration.

Next she chose Janet Reno - husband Bill described her selection as "my worst mistake."

Some may not remember that Renomade the decision to gas David Koresh and the Branch Davidian religious sect in Waco, Texas resulting indozens of deaths of women and children.

Husband Bill allowed Hillary to make recommendations for the
head of the Civil Rights Commission. Lani Guanier was her selection.
 When a little probing led to the discovery of Ms. Guanier's radical views, her name had to be withdrawn from consideration.

Apparently a slow learner, husband Bill allowed Hillary to make some more recommendations. She chose former law partners Web Hubbel for the Justice Department, Vince Foster for the White House staff, and William Kennedy for the Treasury Department.

Her selections went well: Hubbel went to prison, Foster (presumably) committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign.

Many younger votes will have no knowledge of "Travelgate." Hillary wanted to award unfettered travel contracts to Clintonfriend Harry Thompson - and the White House Travel Office refused to comply. She managed to have them reported to the FBI and fired. This ruined their reputations, cost them their jobs, and caused a thirty-six month investigation. Only one employee, Billy Dale was charged with a crime, and that of the enormous crime of mixing personal and White House funds. A jury acquitted him of any crime in less than two hours.

Still not convinced of her ineptness, Hillary was allowed to recommend a close Clinton friend, Craig Livingstone, for the position of Director of White House security.

When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of about 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (Filegate) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, suddenly Hillary and the president denied even knowing Livingstone, and of course, denied knowledge of drug use in the White House.

Following this debacle, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office after more than thirty years of service to seven presidents.

Next, when women started coming forward with allegations of sexual harassment and rape by Bill Clinton, Hillary was put in charge of the "bimbo eruption" and scandal defense. Some of her more notable decisions in the debacle were:

She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit. After the Starr investigation they settled with Ms. Jones.

She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor.

After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs.

Hillary's devious game plan resulted in Bill losing his license to practice law for 'lying under oath' to a grand jury and then his subsequent impeachment by the House of Representatives.

Hillary avoided indictment for perjury and obstruction of justice during the Starr investigation by repeating, "I do not recall," "I have no recollection," and "I don't know" a total of 56 times while under oath.

After leaving the White House, Hillary was forced to return an estimated $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork that she had stolen.

What a swell party - ready for another four or eight years of this type of low-life mess?

Now we are exposed to the destruction of possibly incriminating emails while Hillary was Secretary of State and the "pay to play" schemes of the Clinton Foundation - we have no idea what shoe will fall next.

But to her loyal fans - "what difference does it make?"

Electing Hillary Clinton president would be like granting Satan absolution and giving him the keys to heaven 


ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM TODAY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE IT TOMORROW

 
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