Fw: Fwd: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman

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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman




Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"

"First Place," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio says "this is mine."

Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.

16 comments:


  1. A good rule of thumb:

    The amount of lying the Democrats are accused of is inversely proportional to the amount of lying Republicans actually do.

    Because if the GOP ever told the actual truth about their agenda, they'd never win a single election.

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  2. Four words:

    Weapons of Mass Destruction

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  3. Got you beat, ferschitz, as I'm offering three:

    Greeted as liberators

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  4. Ok, I'll play.

    "Mushroom clouds"

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  5. I'm in:

    Democracy!

    or

    Freedom/FreeDumbs!

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  6. But one of my favorites:

    I am not a crook.

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  7. One of the more deep-seated lies: Trickle Down

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  8. Tax cuts create jobs.

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  9. Currently:

    Carly Fiorina has excellent business skills.

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  10. Ok, I'll play too:

    1)The "missing" files from Vince Foster's office
    2)Chinagate
    3)The Madison Guarantee swindle
    4)Money for pardons
    5)Juanita Broderick rape by Bill
    6)Benghazi
    7)E-mail Servers
    8)Erased e-mails

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....getting tired.

    Mike Hawk

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  11. *Broaddrick....oops.

    Mike Hawk

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  12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgFha2zOsJk

    Shrillary makes me wanna' VOMIT!!!!!

    She's counting on your short memory or lack of
    knowledge in her run for President....and the Democrats seriously want to let the Clinton Crime Family back in the White House.

    NO MORE "BUSHES"....NO MORE CLINTONS.

    This country is rapidly becoming an oligarchy very similar
    to a Banana/Latin American Republic.

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  13. Oligarchy, huh?

    Are we supposed to be impressed by your sudden insight?

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  14. No, Anonymous...you're supposed to be impressed with that big DICK up your ass.

    Mike Hawk

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  15. Just come out of the closet, already, troll. Or are you still in denial about yourself?

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