Fw: last child support check

Little laughter for the day

  Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.

                      I be so glad that dis be my last
                 child support payment!


                    Month after month, year after
                         year, all  dose  payments!  

                   So I call my baby girl,
                        LaKeesha, to come to my  house,

                          and when she get here, I say,
                  "Baby girl,


                       I want you to take dis check
                           over to yo momma house

and tell her dis be the last
                                check she ever be gettin' from me,
                                 and I want you to come back and
                      tell me the 'spression on yo mama face."

                       So, my baby girl take the check
                     over to her momma.
                        I be anxious to  hear what she
                      say, and bout the 'spression on her face.


                        Baby girl walk through the door, I say,

"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

                       She  say to tell you that
                          "you ain't my daddy" .


                and watch the 'spression
                  on yo face"!!!



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ferschitz said...

This is actually an amusing joke, EXCEPT, of course, the racist bigots have made it be all about African Americans. Who, as we all know well from reading RWFs, are the ONLY ones to be lazy slackering welfare loafers, who have don't have sexual mores.

If the joke was just written in standard English with no Dog Whistle names (LaKeesha? gee, thanks, cuz otherwise I would've been totally mystified as to which racial minority you were dissing, unless I had that CLUE... doi.

So: no points given for the potential amusement value.

What's that we hear again and again from some conservatives who happen to wander over here??? How we lefties are just so mean & refuse to "communciate nicely"???

Yeah: well, clean up your own act first, and then let's talk about it.

gruaud said...

Well, it's true that this is a joke....it has an actual setup and a punchline.

Here's another.

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity jump off a cliff at the same time. Who wins?


Anonymous said...

The joke was written by a black man. So now u know the rest of the story.....

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