Fw: Democracy in Action

Dear Fellow Business Owners

As a Business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama,
will be our next President, and that my Taxes and Fees, will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure, that the customer, will have to see an increase in my
fees to them of about, 8%. I will also have to lay off six of my employees. This really bothered me as
I believe we are family,here and didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot and found, eight Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.
I am sending this letter to all business owners that I know.

Sincerely
Ward

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Ward,

How very American of you. I know you think that you are being clever, but you are really being a tyranical dickweed.

I hope you lose your business in the lawsuit that will follow if you fire people based on their political views. Asshat.

Sincerely,
Me

Anonymous said...

More illegal suggestions to "improve" American from the Right-wing.

Matto the Hun said...

Yeah, I guess those right wing jerk offs can do that for all the good it will do

Seeing as Barak Obama is the next President of the United States!!!!

In your face Right Wing Forwarding Dirtbags!!!!!!!!!!!

Woot!

Marc with a C said...

I love it. So in order to maintain the profit margin of your company you are going to charge your customers more (who will presumably not notice that the prices of strawberry Yoohoo and Funyuns have gone up by 8%), but you will also in turn engage in activity which will put millions of dollars into the pockets of trial lawyers and your fired employees.

How the hell did the Greatest Capitalist Nation on Earth end up breeding such retards?

Just wondering.

Anonymous said...

Funyuns. lol.

 
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